About Joel Rojo
Who's that handsome devil on the right?
Authors: Some favorites are Palahniuk, García Marquez, Herman Hesse, Tolkien, Velasco, Greene.
Bands: The Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Ben Folds, The Shins, Daft Punk, Radiohead, The Pixies, Nada Surf, “Paris, Texas”, Austin TV, We Are Scientists, Kanye West, Symphony X, Band of Horses, Art Brut, Los Fresones Rebeldes, Los Straitjackets, Weezer, Blur, No Use for a Name, Reggie and the Full Effect, REM, Smashing Pumpkins, The Bluetones, Dream Theater, The Sins of Thy Beloved, Café Tacuba, Salón Victoria, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs.
Movie Directors (Because this is way easier and faster than listing movies): Darren Aronofsky, Richard Linklater, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, F. Ford Coppola, Martin Scorcese, Stanley Kubrick, Guillermo del Toro, Christopher Nolan
TV Shows: The Wire, 30 Rock, Friday Night Lights, Rescue Me, The Office, House M.D., Heroes, No Reservations, The Soup.
Respects on other people: Intelligence, artistic talent or sensitivity, creativity, independence, freedom of thought, taking care of their minds and bodies, sense of humor, dedication.
#1 Fetish: Glasses. Any girl on those gets an extra 2-3 points, guaranteed.
Hobbies: Playing guitar, reading, writing, photography (most art, really), music, soccer, football (playing, as watching sports on the TV bores me unless I’m with friends), assorted geekness, hanging out (distilled beverages are preferred over beers, which are preferred over nothing at all).
People who can go fuck themselves: Fuck Oliver Stone, Fuck Paulo Coehlo, Fuck Dan Brown, Fuck George Lucas, Fuck Tom Cruise, Fuck the record labels, movie studios, book publishers and TV networks for enforcing a shitty entertainment paradigm, Fuck the Megacable Mime, and fuck the traffic officer who keeps giving me tickets: hey douchebag, if you keep harassing me I guess I’ll have to comply with the law, huh?
Born nearly 24 years ago, already with 9 months of experience annoying his mom and, indirectly, extended family, Joel Rojo has since been dedicated to living in his own world barely acknowledging the existance or relevance of anybody else -much to the chagrin of hot women troughout the world, while demanding attention, food, or whatever he sees fit to anyone within yelling distance.
